生活小笑话

小笑话英文版

1. Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Doctor: You certainly do, sir. This is a post office.

2. A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” The man and the parrot reply, “A beer for me and a cracker for my parrot, please.”

After a few drinks, the man and the parrot go to leave, but the bartender stops them and asks, “Hey, what about the money?”

The man replies, “Aw, I forgot the money. Sorry.”

The bartender looks at the parrot and asks, “Does he have any money?”

The parrot replies, “No, he doesn’t have any money.”

The bartender says, “Well, then I’m afraid I can’t let you leave.” So, the man and the parrot spend the night in jail.

笑话系列：动物

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite!

3. Why don't oysters give to charity?

They're shellfish!

笑话系列：校园生活

1. What do you call a math teacher who can sing?

An algebravo.

2. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

笑话系列：家庭

1. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

Because it ran out of juice.

2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

笑话系列：科技

1. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a virus.

2. Why did the smartphone need glasses?

Because it lost all its contacts.

Overall, life is too short to be serious all the time. Laughter is the best medicine, and these little jokes may be just what you need to brighten your day.